As the title says, todays rant is gonna be an advice. Here it comes: dear fangirls/fanboys, don't ever wash your teeth while thinking about fanfiction(especially mature rated), because there's a high risk you'll choke on toothpaste.
Believe me, I am speaking from experience. It happened today morning, I was washing my teeth and my sister was talking to me(don't say, I know, it's weird). I, as a good fangirl, was thinking - or rather daydreaming - about a fanfiction I read earlier. She mentioned something about a closet, and I immediately associated it with a story I read(Romance/Humor genre on fanfiction.net),started to laugh, and obviously, choked on toothpaste.
It was rather weird the whole thing, having to explain to her that I wasn't laughing at her story(which I don't have a clue what was about)and it's something I do not wish to experience again.
So, dear fangirls and fanboys, listen to my advice and never, ever think about fanfiction during your cleanliness process.
Next advice coming up: don't ever think about fanfiction during English class...
Btw, the story I was thinking about was Light Up MY Darkness by MiaoShou on ffnet.